{"id":248,"date":"2024-03-01T08:00:26","date_gmt":"2024-03-01T07:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/saudska-arabie\/?p=248"},"modified":"2024-05-24T18:36:17","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T16:36:17","slug":"14-ridic-ten-tvrdej-chleba-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/saudska-arabie\/14-ridic-ten-tvrdej-chleba-ma\/","title":{"rendered":"(14) \u0158idi\u010d, ten tvrdej chleba m\u00e1"},"content":{"rendered":"

A jsme ve fin\u00e1le. V D\u017eidd\u011b na recepci hotelu n\u00e1m bylo sd\u011bleno, \u017ee baz\u00e9n je v \u0161est\u00e9m pat\u0159e a \u017ee jej m\u016f\u017eeme u\u017e\u00edvat dle libosti. „Dohromady? Mu\u017ei a \u017eeny?“ pt\u00e1m se. „Jist\u011b,“ odpov\u00edd\u00e1 recep\u010dn\u00ed. A j\u00e1 na to: „A v \u010dem se m\u016f\u017ee man\u017eelka koupat?“ Pr\u00fd v \u010dem chce. „Aha, jako\u017ee klidn\u011b i v plavk\u00e1ch?“ Recep\u010dn\u00ed se na m\u011b d\u00edv\u00e1 trochu jako na mar\u0165ana: „Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, v \u010dem ona uzn\u00e1 za vhodn\u00e9.“ To se mi n\u011bjak nezd\u00e1, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si a na mobilu hled\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00fd piktogram jednod\u00edln\u00fdch plavek. „Jako\u017ee v\u00e1\u017en\u011b i v tomhle?“ ukazuji j\u00ed telefon. „Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, jsme svobodn\u00ed. Pokud byste n\u00e1hodou m\u011bli naho\u0159e n\u011bjak\u00fd probl\u00e9m, p\u0159ij\u010fte za mnou a j\u00e1 jej vy\u0159e\u0161\u00edm,“ odpov\u00edd\u00e1 ona. F\u00edha, tady je to n\u011bjak hodn\u011b pokrokov\u00e9.<\/p>\n

R\u00e1no sn\u00eddan\u011b. A pak tedy ten baz\u00e9n. Na seda\u010dk\u00e1ch u baz\u00e9nu dv\u011b \u017eeny v nik\u00e1bu, v baz\u00e9nu dva oble\u010den\u00ed mu\u017ei a s nimi asi \u010dty\u0159i d\u011bti. V\u0161ichni t\u0159i jdeme do plavek… A sv\u011bt\u011b div se, nikdo nic, nikdo se na n\u00e1s ned\u00edv\u00e1 pohor\u0161en\u011b, nikdo po n\u00e1s neh\u00e1z\u00ed kv\u011btin\u00e1\u010de ani n\u00e1s samotn\u00e9 nevrh\u00e1 ze st\u0159echy. Divn\u00e9. Tak n\u011bjak se sna\u017e\u00edme rozkl\u00ed\u010dovat, jestli m\u016fj hotel = moje pravidla… Ale to je fuk, u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me si ledov\u00e9 vody a slun\u00ed\u010dka. Ot\u00e1zka pro zv\u011bdav\u00e9: V\u00edte, jak se tu \u010dist\u00ed voda v baz\u00e9nu? Nijak, prost\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd den t\u0159eba t\u0159etinu baz\u00e9nu vypust\u00edte a zase to dolejete novou vodou. Proto ta teplota.<\/p>\n

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Odpoledne jsme si to zam\u00ed\u0159ili na pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed s v\u00fdhledem na font\u00e1nu kr\u00e1le Fahda. Nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, jak jinak. Mo\u0159sk\u00e1 voda trysk\u00e1 z obrovsk\u00e9 napodobeniny kadidelnice um\u00edst\u011bn\u00e9 na hladin\u011b do v\u00fd\u0161ky a\u017e cca 300 m, v\u00edtr pak vodn\u00ed mlhu odn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1l. Je to efektn\u00ed, pomp\u00e9zn\u00ed a parkovit\u011b je narvan\u00e9, \u017ee n\u00e1m trv\u00e1 15 minut, ne\u017e ujedeme 200 metr\u016f. Fotka z ok\u00fdnka auta tak mus\u00ed sta\u010dit, nen\u00ed prost\u011b kde zastavit.<\/p>\n

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A to nejlep\u0161\u00ed na z\u00e1v\u011br. Ve\u010dern\u00ed al-Balad, star\u00e9 m\u011bsto. Auto nech\u00e1me v parkovac\u00edm dom\u011b a pl\u00e1c\u00e1me se po ramenou, jak v\u00fdborn\u011b jsme zastavili, \u017ee je to do Baladu jen kousek.<\/p>\n

Al-Balad ve\u010der skute\u010dn\u011b \u017eije. Po turistech ani pam\u00e1tky, v\u0161ude m\u00edst\u0148\u00e1ci a ka\u017ed\u00fd druh\u00fd obchod, jako\u017ee je to jeden obchod vedle druh\u00e9ho, mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00edc ne\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd druh\u00fd, je prodejna l\u00e1tek. Na to z\u00edr\u00e1me a nech\u00e1peme, jak se na tak mal\u00e9m prostoru m\u016f\u017eou u\u017eivit snad stovky prodejen l\u00e1tek. Proch\u00e1zka je to p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1, nikdo n\u00e1s nikam netah\u00e1, nikdo n\u00e1m nic nenab\u00edz\u00ed (ostatn\u011b jako nikde), tak\u017ee si jdeme v klidu, vlastn\u00edm tempem, dokonce s ko\u010d\u00e1rkem, pro kter\u00fd jsou tu v\u0161ude rampy (Chorvat\u00e9, u\u010dte se!). V\u0161ude sv\u00edt\u00ed \u017e\u00e1rovky nata\u017een\u00e9 mezi domy, na fas\u00e1d\u00e1ch star\u00fdch a od prvn\u00edho patra v\u00fd\u0161e opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch dom\u016f st\u00edny vykresluj\u00ed v\u0161elijak\u00e9 obrazce… Prost\u011b par\u00e1da.<\/p>\n

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Jen\u017ee… P\u0159ijdeme k autu a j\u00e1 jdu zaplatit za parkov\u00e1n\u00ed. Automat (skv\u011ble popsan\u00fd: zde vlo\u017ete l\u00edstek, zde p\u0159ilo\u017ete kartu, zde si vezm\u011bte potvrzen\u00ed) nefunguje a jin\u00fd nen\u00ed ani o patro v\u00fd\u0161, ani o patro n\u00ed\u017e. To je ale nev\u00fdznamn\u00fd probl\u00e9m p\u0159i pohledu na to, co se v parkovac\u00edm dom\u011b d\u011bje. Des\u00edtky aut se sna\u017e\u00ed vyjet, jen\u017ee kolona t\u00e1hnouc\u00ed se na\u0161\u00edm patrem se ani nehne. Ani nehne! A do toho, proto\u017ee je t\u0159eba vyj\u00e1d\u0159it s t\u00edm nespokojenost, v\u0161ichni, V\u0160ICHNI v tom uzav\u0159en\u00e9m prostoru troub\u00ed jak pitom\u00ed. Toni\u010dka je z toho samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u0161\u00edlen\u00e1, bre\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee chce jet pry\u010d. Ta auta se po\u0159\u00e1d ani nehnou a v\u0161ichni jen troub\u00ed. Kristepane. Tak t\u011bch 200 metr\u016f k z\u00e1vo\u0159e jsme za neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho zvuku klakson\u016f jeli 40 minit. Do toho se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b v\u0161ichni zase v\u0161ude tla\u010d\u00ed, \u0159idi\u010di v pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u00e9m pruhu odm\u00edtaj\u00ed pou\u0161t\u011bt auta sna\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se napojit z jednotliv\u00fdch uli\u010dek. \u0160\u00edlenost. U br\u00e1ny p\u00e1novi v ok\u00e9nku zaplat\u00edme 15 SAR a pokra\u010dujeme.<\/p>\n

Dvan\u00e1ct kilometr\u016f jedeme dal\u0161\u00ed hodinu a dvacet minut. A ten z\u00e1v\u011br, posledn\u00edch p\u00e1r set metr\u016f p\u0159ed hotelem… Lah\u016fdka. V n\u011bjak\u00e9m cestopise jsem \u010detl, \u017ee kdy\u017e m\u00edstn\u00ed sednou za volant, stanou se z jinak naprosto pohodov\u00fdch lid\u00ed krvela\u010dn\u00e9 bestie. A v\u00edte co? Nen\u00ed to pravda. Ozna\u010den\u00ed „krvela\u010dn\u00e9 bestie“ na tohle nesta\u010d\u00ed. Dokud se jede rovn\u011b a jede se, je v\u0161e OK. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 za b\u00edl\u00e9ho dne. Ale jakmile se setm\u00ed a provoz zhoustne, nedej bo\u017ee je t\u0159eba n\u011bkam odbo\u010dit, zmiz\u00ed ze silnic ve\u0161ker\u00e1 lidskost a slu\u0161nost.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e auta v kolon\u011b zastav\u00ed a vy pot\u0159ebujete p\u0159ejet kv\u016fli odbo\u010den\u00ed do jin\u00e9ho pruhu (nedej bo\u017ee t\u0159eba je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159es dal\u0161\u00ed pruh), nikdo v\u00e1s nenech\u00e1. V\u0161ichni si s neuv\u011b\u0159itelnou m\u00edrou agresivity hl\u00eddaj\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd centimetr, aby n\u00e1hodou jste \u0161pi\u010dkou nezabrali jejich pozici. Nejde to popsat, kdy\u017e to neza\u017eijete, prost\u011b vy blik\u00e1te a u\u017e tak dost drze si sna\u017e\u00edte vymoct odbo\u010den\u00ed, ale oni si to auto rad\u011bji nechaj\u00ed od\u0159\u00edt, ne\u017e aby v\u00e1s pustili, naj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed na v\u00e1s, vylo\u017een\u011b v\u00e1s zase vytla\u010duj\u00ed… Za mnou v\u0161ichni troub\u00ed, proto\u017ee se p\u0159ede mnou ud\u011blaly dva metry m\u00edsta, a j\u00e1 u\u017e \u00fapln\u011b vynerven\u00fd do toho prost\u011b jen \u0159vu: „Tak m\u011b tam ale, kur*a, vy \u0161ul*ni zas*an\u00ed, pus\u0165te.“ \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m tomu odte\u010f d\u017eiddsk\u00fd syndrom, proto\u017ee jinde se n\u00e1m to v takhle extr\u00e9mn\u00ed m\u00ed\u0159e nestalo. Kdy\u017e odbo\u010d\u00edm, taky si zatroub\u00edm a okomentuju to slovy: ***** **** ****** *****.<\/p>\n

Dorazili jsme OK. A\u0165 u\u017e to neprotahujeme… Druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no sn\u00eddan\u011b, nechat um\u00fdt a vy\u010distit auto za 20 SAR naproti hotelu u Som\u00e1lc\u016f, je\u0161t\u011b jedna baz\u00e9nov\u00e1 koupa\u010dka, nakoupit (Marse si na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli a vlastn\u011b \u00faplnou n\u00e1hodou kupuje dv\u011b ab\u00e1je), natankovat „full 91“ a hur\u00e1 na leti\u0161t\u011b. Praskl\u00e9 okno vy\u00fa\u010dtov\u00e1no za 860 SAR (to se div\u00edm, \u017ee n\u00e1s ani tady necht\u011bj\u00ed nat\u00e1hnout), jinak p\u0159ed\u00e1n\u00ed auta \u00fapln\u011b bez probl\u00e9mu. P\u0159ejet tax\u00edkem z ji\u017en\u00edho termin\u00e1lu na severn\u00ed („jen“ za 100 SAR, jo?), \u0161up do letadla, vodu v lahv\u00edch, spreje, to tu absolutn\u011b nikdo ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed, je\u0161t\u011b n\u00e1m \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, a\u0165 ty t\u0159i lahve po litru a p\u016fl ani nevytahujeme z batohu, a let\u00edme s hodinov\u00fdm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm sm\u011br V\u00edde\u0148.<\/p>\n

D\u00e1v\u00e1me Sa\u00fadsk\u00e9 Ar\u00e1bii 100 %. Teda, ten d\u017eiddsk\u00fd syndrom procento ub\u00edr\u00e1. Tak\u017ee je to za kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch 99 %.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A jsme ve fin\u00e1le. V D\u017eidd\u011b na recepci hotelu n\u00e1m bylo sd\u011bleno, \u017ee baz\u00e9n je v \u0161est\u00e9m pat\u0159e a \u017ee jej m\u016f\u017eeme u\u017e\u00edvat dle libosti. „Dohromady? Mu\u017ei a \u017eeny?“ pt\u00e1m se. „Jist\u011b,“ odpov\u00edd\u00e1 recep\u010dn\u00ed. A j\u00e1 na to: „A v \u010dem se m\u016f\u017ee man\u017eelka koupat?“ Pr\u00fd v \u010dem chce. „Aha, jako\u017ee klidn\u011b i v plavk\u00e1ch?“… <\/p>\n

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