{"id":81,"date":"2017-09-19T17:04:08","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T15:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/?p=81"},"modified":"2017-12-17T17:04:45","modified_gmt":"2017-12-17T16:04:45","slug":"den-ctrnacty-pasuju-pasujes-pasujeme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/den-ctrnacty-pasuju-pasujes-pasujeme\/","title":{"rendered":"Den \u010dtrn\u00e1ct\u00fd: Pa\u0161uju, pa\u0161uje\u0161, pa\u0161ujeme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na\u0161e zavazadla, s nimi\u017e jsme r\u00e1no kolem 7.15 vyrazili na leti\u0161t\u011b, byla, \u0159ekn\u011bme, trochu zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed. Hlavn\u011b tedy jejich obsah. Tom pa\u0161oval t\u0159i l\u00e1vov\u00e9 kameny, d\u00e1le m\u011bl v ta\u0161ce skoro dv\u011b kila soli, p\u016fl bochn\u00edku chleba a jeden \u017elut\u00fd meloun. J\u00e1 jsem si vysta\u010dila s pemzou z l\u00e1vov\u00e9ho kamene. Pokud jste ne\u010detli n\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159edchoz\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek, tak podot\u00fdk\u00e1m, \u017ee je l\u00e1vov\u00e9 kameny zak\u00e1zan\u00e9 vyv\u00e1\u017eet. O to v\u00edc to pro m\u011b bylo d\u011bsiv\u00e9, \u017ee jsme se na netu do\u010detli o zku\u0161enosti N\u011bmc\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed za to dostali pokutu 2 000 \u20ac.<\/p>\n<p>A bylo to tu. Bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed kontrola. Toma ur\u010dit\u011b zatknou, \u0159\u00edkala jsem si. Za ty kameny. Tom dal batoh do rentgenu, pro\u0161el bezpe\u010dnostn\u00edm r\u00e1mem a \u010dekal na batoh. &#8222;\u010c\u00ed je tenhle batoh,&#8220; zeptala se \u017eena sed\u00edc\u00ed u rentgenu. A je to jasn\u00e9, dom\u016f let\u00edm sama, pomyslela jsem si. &#8222;Do you have some storm there,&#8220; zeptala se \u017eena. Tom na ni nech\u00e1pav\u011b koukal a zeptal se, co \u017ee se sna\u017e\u00ed naj\u00edt. M\u011b to bylo hned jasn\u00e9. Ne storm, ale stone. Tom jde do basy. V tu chv\u00edli na m\u011b za\u010dal mluvit dal\u0161\u00ed kontrolor, pr\u00fd si m\u00e1m vz\u00edt v\u011bci a j\u00edt za n\u00edm bokem. Nesly\u0161ela jsem tud\u00ed\u017e, co prob\u00edh\u00e1 u Toma. M\u011bla jsem nav\u00edc sama sta\u017een\u00e9 p\u016flky. Asi to na mn\u011b bylo vid\u011bt, proto\u017ee m\u011b kontroluj\u00edc\u00ed mu\u017e za\u010dal uklid\u0148ovat slovy &#8222;calm down&#8220;. Nakolik se \u010dlov\u011bk m\u016f\u017ee uvolnit, kdy\u017e mu t\u011blo i v\u011bci odj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pap\u00edrkem, o n\u011bm\u017e nev\u00ed, na co je. Mu\u017e prolomil ledy ot\u00e1zkou &#8222;Do you know what this machine is for?&#8220; Po z\u00e1porn\u00e9 odpov\u011bdi n\u00e1sledovalo jeho &#8222;This is sex machine.&#8220; Musela jsem se ujistit ot\u00e1zkou, jestli je to vtip, pr\u00fd jo. Pokud jsem to spr\u00e1vn\u011b pochopila, je to na n\u011bjak\u00e9 chemick\u00e9 testy, asi na drogy. Had\u00e1m, \u017ee jsem byla negativn\u00ed, pustili me za Tomem.<\/p>\n<p>Jeho p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh pr\u00fd pokra\u010doval takto&#8230; Rychle se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee to, co vzbudilo pozornost pracovnice u rentgenu, nebyla bou\u0159e (storm) ani kameny (stones), n\u00fdbr\u017e skoro dv\u011b kila soli zabalen\u00e1 do \u00fahledn\u00fdch d\u00e1vek podobn\u00fdch heroinov\u00fdm bal\u00ed\u010dk\u016fm. Tom je nicm\u00e9n\u011b ujistil, \u017ee nen\u00ed drogov\u00fd dealer a jedin\u00e9, co &#8222;pa\u0161uje&#8220;, je vysu\u0161en\u00e9 mo\u0159e. Nad \u017elut\u00fdm melounem a bochn\u00edkem chleba u\u017e se \u017eena jen pousm\u00e1la a z\u0159ejm\u011b si pomyslela, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b potkala nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed exoty dne\u0161n\u00edho dne. Kameny pro\u0161ly. Mo\u017en\u00e1 i d\u00edky t\u00e9 soli, kterou ne\u0161lo p\u0159ehl\u00e9dnout. Tak hur\u00e1 do letadla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na\u0161e zavazadla, s nimi\u017e jsme r\u00e1no kolem 7.15 vyrazili na leti\u0161t\u011b, byla, \u0159ekn\u011bme, trochu zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed. Hlavn\u011b tedy jejich obsah. Tom pa\u0161oval t\u0159i l\u00e1vov\u00e9 kameny, d\u00e1le m\u011bl v ta\u0161ce skoro dv\u011b kila soli, p\u016fl bochn\u00edku chleba a jeden \u017elut\u00fd meloun. J\u00e1 jsem si vysta\u010dila s pemzou z l\u00e1vov\u00e9ho kamene. Pokud jste ne\u010detli n\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159edchoz\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek, tak&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/den-ctrnacty-pasuju-pasujes-pasujeme\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":48,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170919_180444.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9v9SV-1j","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}