{"id":73,"date":"2017-09-15T20:18:49","date_gmt":"2017-09-15T18:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/?p=73"},"modified":"2018-03-16T14:09:57","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T13:09:57","slug":"den-desaty-rada-nestastnych-prihod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/den-desaty-rada-nestastnych-prihod\/","title":{"rendered":"Den des\u00e1t\u00fd: \u0158ada ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edhod"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dne\u0161ek za\u010dal pro Toma hodn\u011b brzy. Je\u0161t\u011b za tmy vstal a nam\u00ed\u0159il si to na bus, kter\u00fd ho m\u011bl dov\u00e9st na leti\u0161t\u011b, kde na n\u00e1s \u010dekalo auto na zap\u016fj\u010den\u00ed. Autobus jezd\u00ed co p\u016fl hodinu. Ten v sedm r\u00e1no mu ujel p\u0159ed o\u010dima. O p\u016fl osm\u00e9 se ozvalo z rozhlasu, \u017ee p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed autobus \u010d\u00edslo 3, tedy Ten autobus. Autobus ale nikde. Hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed ozn\u00e1milo odjezd autobusu. Autobus st\u00e1le nikde. Na zast\u00e1vce s Tomem st\u00e1lo dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r lid\u00ed. Ukl\u00edze\u010dka, dv\u011b \u0160pan\u011blky ve st\u0159edn\u00edch letech, dva \u010derno\u0161i v tradi\u010dn\u00edch dlouh\u00fdch h\u00e1bitech a jedna muslimka zabalen\u00e1 od hlavy k pat\u011b. Nejd\u0159\u00edv zkusil oslovit \u0160pan\u011blky, jestli nev\u00ed, zda jezd\u00ed autobus \u010d. 3 pr\u00e1v\u011b odtud. Odpov\u011bd\u00ed mu bylo retardovan\u011b zpomalen\u00e9 [\u00e1j dont nou] od jedn\u00e9, \u010d\u00edm\u017e cht\u011bla vyj\u00e1d\u0159it, \u017ee nem\u00e1 tucha, co j\u00ed ten ho\u0161an \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, a spr\u0161ka \u0161pan\u011bl\u0161tiny od druh\u00e9. U ostatn\u00edch to asi nem\u011blo cenu zkou\u0161et. Nakonec se Tom do\u010dkal busu za dal\u0161\u00ed p\u016flhodinku. (S angli\u010dtinou tu \u010dlov\u011bk opravdu moc nepochod\u00ed. Anglicky um\u00ed na Fuert\u011b snad jen ti, kdo pracuj\u00ed v n\u011b\u010dem spojen\u00e9m s turismem, nap\u0159. p\u016fj\u010dovna aut.)<\/p>\n

Zamluven\u00fd jsme m\u011bli stejn\u011b jako na Lanzarote Citro\u00ebn C3. P\u00e1n v p\u016fj\u010dovn\u011b ale ud\u011blal upgrade na Opel Corsa, pr\u00fd je lep\u0161\u00ed. Ur\u010dit\u011b je hez\u010d\u00ed, nem\u00e1 ale palubn\u00ed po\u010d\u00edta\u010d m\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed spot\u0159ebu, m\u00e1 men\u0161\u00ed kufr (n\u00e1m ale bohat\u011b sta\u010d\u00ed). Zprvu nebylo vid\u011bt na bud\u00edky, posl\u00e9ze v\u0161ak Tom zjistil, \u017ee volant je v\u00fd\u0161kov\u011b nastaviteln\u00fd. Tak\u00e9 m\u00e1 pr\u00fd Opel „krat\u0161\u00ed \u0159azen\u00ed“, tak\u017ee p\u016fsob\u00ed sportovn\u011bji, o moc svi\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Citro\u00ebn ov\u0161em nen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e1no jsme se rozhodli jet rovnou na pl\u00e1\u017e, a\u017e pak do Museo del Queso Majorero. Pl\u00e1\u017e byla opravdu kr\u00e1sn\u011b p\u00eds\u010dit\u00e1, ve vod\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 ty \u0159asy a p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b velk\u00e9 vlny (mapa<\/a>), op\u011bt jsme se octli mezi nah\u00e1\u010dema. Dnes jsme ale krut\u011b podcenili po\u010das\u00ed, vypadalo to, \u017ee nebude moc p\u011bkn\u011b, ale sp\u00e1len\u00ed jsme dost, zadek m\u00e1m v jednom ohni.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e u\u017e mluv\u00edm o zadku, tak mus\u00edm podotknout, \u017ee je na pam\u00e1tk\u00e1ch na Lanzarote zak\u00e1zan\u00e9 h\u00e1zet toale\u0165\u00e1k do z\u00e1chodu. \ud83d\ude42 Odpoledne je tu p\u0159\u00edliv, naopak ne\u017e na Lanzarote, zvedl se v\u00edtr a z n\u00e1s se stali p\u00edse\u010dn\u00ed lid\u00e9. Vypadalo to jako p\u00edse\u010dn\u00e1 bou\u0159e. Nakonec n\u00e1s to vyhnalo do muzea.<\/p>\n

Museo del Queso Majorero je v\u011bnovan\u00e9 zdej\u0161\u00ed tradi\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdrob\u011b koz\u00edho s\u00fdra. Podle Googlu m\u011blo b\u00fdt otev\u0159eno do 18.00 (Str\u00e1nky muzea jsou toti\u017e k nenalezen\u00ed.), ale m\u011bli jen do 17.30, a tak jsme m\u011bli slabou p\u016flhodinku na projit\u00ed. Vyzkou\u0161ela jsem si dojen\u00ed, zkoukli jsme pom\u016fcky k v\u00fdrob\u011b, posb\u00edrali n\u011bjak\u00e9 let\u00e1\u010dky v angli\u010dtin\u011b a u\u017e upalovali ven. Dokonce n\u00e1m p\u0159ed nosem zav\u0159eli ml\u00fdn, kter\u00fd je sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed objektu. Vstupn\u00e9 je 2 \u20ac.<\/p>\n

\u0158ekli jsme si, \u017ee kdy\u017e m\u00e1 Tom ty narozky, koup\u00edme si v Lidlu pizzu. Lidl zav\u0159en\u00fd. OK, zkus\u00edme Spar. Po m\u00e9 hrozn\u00e9 navigaci, kdy jsme ujeli snad dvojn\u00e1sobn\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed pot\u0159ebn\u00fdch kilometr\u016f, jsme v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b zjistili, \u017ee i Spar je zav\u0159en\u00fd. Po cest\u011b jsme zahl\u00e9dli je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed, men\u0161\u00ed Spar, rovn\u011b\u017e zav\u0159eno. „To nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9,“ \u0159\u00edkali jsme si. Jen\u017ee ono je, na byt\u011b na Toma z kalend\u00e1\u0159e vykouklo \u010derven\u00e9 pol\u00ed\u010dko zna\u010d\u00edc\u00ed sv\u00e1tek. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee jsme si v\u010dera uva\u0159ili ve\u010de\u0159i na dva dny.<\/p>\n

TIP na z\u00e1v\u011br: Na pam\u00e1tky se oplat\u00ed chodit bu\u010f r\u00e1no po otv\u00edra\u010dce, nebo nave\u010der, jinak je v\u0161ude hromada turist\u016f.<\/p>\n

PS: Pod\u00edvejte se znova do Den osm\u00fd, Tom dodal jedno video z pl\u00e1\u017ee. Snad v\u00e1s pobav\u00ed tak jako n\u00e1s. Dalo mi pr\u00e1ci p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit Toma, aby ho zverejnil! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dne\u0161ek za\u010dal pro Toma hodn\u011b brzy. Je\u0161t\u011b za tmy vstal a nam\u00ed\u0159il si to na bus, kter\u00fd ho m\u011bl dov\u00e9st na leti\u0161t\u011b, kde na n\u00e1s \u010dekalo auto na zap\u016fj\u010den\u00ed. Autobus jezd\u00ed co p\u016fl hodinu. Ten v sedm r\u00e1no mu ujel p\u0159ed o\u010dima. O p\u016fl osm\u00e9 se ozvalo z rozhlasu, \u017ee p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed autobus \u010d\u00edslo 3, tedy… <\/p>\n

\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":36,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170915_142632.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9v9SV-1b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}