{"id":55,"date":"2017-09-06T09:52:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T07:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/?p=55"},"modified":"2017-12-17T16:42:40","modified_gmt":"2017-12-17T15:42:40","slug":"den-prvni-neprijemne-cestovani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/den-prvni-neprijemne-cestovani\/","title":{"rendered":"Den prvn\u00ed: (Ne)p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 cestov\u00e1n\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00edt, \u010di nej\u00edt sp\u00e1t? Na to se \u010dlov\u011bk pt\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 vst\u00e1vat v jednu v noci. Butovice, And\u011bl, Lazarsk\u00e1, Florenc. Sta\u010d\u00ed hodinka a u\u017e sed\u00edte v autobuse do Berl\u00edna. Logicky jsme si koupili j\u00edzdenky do stanice o 15 km d\u00e1l, ne\u017e je zast\u00e1vka leti\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00e9 jsou v\u0161ak o t\u0159etinu levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Proto\u017ee jsme ale slu\u0161n\u011b vychovan\u00ed, zeptali jsme se p\u0159i n\u00e1stupu stevardky, jestli m\u016f\u017eeme vystoupit o zast\u00e1vku d\u0159\u00edv, tedy p\u0159\u00edmo na leti\u0161ti. Pr\u00fd \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m. RegioJet pot\u011b\u0161il.<\/p>\n<p>Po cest\u011b n\u00e1s zastavila policie. Ptala se n\u00e1s, kdo zn\u00e1 \u0161estn\u00e1ct\u00fd ver\u0161 z Kor\u00e1nu. Nikdo se nep\u0159ihl\u00e1sil, a tak jsme byli vpu\u0161t\u011bni do r\u00e1je migrant\u016fm zasl\u00edben\u00e9ho. Zajist\u00e9 svou roli sehr\u00e1lo i to, \u017ee jsem odm\u00edtla z\u00edskat zlat\u00e9ho bludi\u0161\u0165\u00e1ka za odebr\u00e1n\u00ed pistole od pasu do kontrolov\u00e1n\u00ed cestovn\u00edch doklad\u016f zabran\u00e9 policistky.<\/p>\n<p>Let byl zdlouhav\u00fd, a to i p\u0159es mal\u00e9 vzr\u016f\u0161o, kdy se v\u0161echny letu\u0161ky daly do p\u00e9\u010de o kojence, kter\u00fd se pozvracel asi ze zm\u011bny tlaku. Po p\u0159\u00edletu jsme si vyzvedli v leti\u0161tn\u00ed hale kl\u00ed\u010de od pronajat\u00e9ho auta od AutoReisen, dostali \u010d\u00edslo m\u00edsta, kde m\u011blo b\u00fdt, a vydali se hledat. Zabralo n\u00e1m to trochu \u010dasu, ale na\u0161li jsme, co jsme hledali. K na\u0161emu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed se jednalo o Citroen C3 Picasso, kter\u00e9 je d\u011bsn\u011b \u0161irok\u00e9, celkov\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed a po p\u00e1r ujet\u00fdch (kilo)metrech jsme zjistili, \u017ee i nemotorn\u00e9, jeliko\u017e je l\u00edn\u00e9. Rozd\u011blen\u00ed rol\u00ed je jasn\u00e9 asi v\u0161em, kdo n\u00e1s znaj\u00ed, Tom \u0159\u00edd\u00ed, j\u00e1 naviguji.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9\" src=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_192707-e1504908217791.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3860\" height=\"2698\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_192707-e1504908217791.jpg 3860w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_192707-e1504908217791-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_192707-e1504908217791-768x537.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_192707-e1504908217791-1024x716.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_192707-e1504908217791-429x300.jpg 429w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3860px) 100vw, 3860px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed jsme na\u0161li rychle a bez probl\u00e9m\u016f. Po cest\u011b na ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed, a hlavn\u011b po cest\u011b na ve\u010dern\u00ed n\u00e1kup, jsme objevili tajemstv\u00ed kan\u00e1rsk\u00fdch silnic &#8211; posedlost jednosm\u011brkami a kruhov\u00fdmi objezdy, ty jsou nav\u00edc v mnoha p\u0159\u00edpadech v\u00edceproud\u00e9. Rychlost j\u00edzdy v obci a mimo ni Tom odhaduje, nezji\u0161\u0165oval ji, tak\u017ee jezd\u00edme zhruba jako u n\u00e1s, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b jak motor dovol\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Techni\u010d\u00e1k se tu mimochodem ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed, jak jsme zjistili pot\u00e9, co Tom volal do p\u016fj\u010dovny, \u017ee n\u00e1m chyb\u00ed dokumenty. Sta\u010d\u00ed pr\u00fd pap\u00edr o zap\u016fj\u010den\u00ed auta. &#8222;Don&#8217;t worry, no problem,&#8220; zazn\u011blo z telefonu.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1\u0161 do\u010dasn\u00fd domov n\u00e1m poskytl Oskar, sympatick\u00fd zavalit\u00fd \u0160pan\u011bl, sice neum\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 anglicky, ale n\u011bjak jsme se dorozum\u011bli. Na\u0161e prvn\u00ed zku\u0161enost s Airbnb. B\u00e1bovku n\u00e1m sice neupekl, ale zato n\u00e1m na map\u011b zakreslil zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 m\u00edsta a p\u0159es WhatsApp n\u00e1m poslal i n\u011bjak\u00e9 tipy na restaurace. Ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed je mimochodem perfektn\u00ed, v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed jak v Praze, zde 3kk. Jen postel nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b pohodln\u00e1 &#8211; vrzaj\u00edc\u00ed, pru\u017einov\u00e1. :)) Chyst\u00e1me se vyu\u017e\u00edt i terasy, kde bychom r\u00e1di ve\u010de\u0159eli, je to trochu ala Maroko, dokonce i ru\u0161nost\u00ed v ulici. Jsme ale vy\u010derpan\u00ed, tak\u017ee tohle probl\u00e9m dnes ur\u010dit\u011b nebude. Dobrou&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10\" src=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_2258431.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"4800\" height=\"2704\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_2258431.jpg 4800w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_2258431-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_2258431-768x433.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_2258431-1024x577.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_2258431-533x300.jpg 533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4800px) 100vw, 4800px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00edt, \u010di nej\u00edt sp\u00e1t? Na to se \u010dlov\u011bk pt\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 vst\u00e1vat v jednu v noci. Butovice, And\u011bl, Lazarsk\u00e1, Florenc. Sta\u010d\u00ed hodinka a u\u017e sed\u00edte v autobuse do Berl\u00edna. Logicky jsme si koupili j\u00edzdenky do stanice o 15 km d\u00e1l, ne\u017e je zast\u00e1vka leti\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00e9 jsou v\u0161ak o t\u0159etinu levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Proto\u017ee jsme ale slu\u0161n\u011b vychovan\u00ed,&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/den-prvni-neprijemne-cestovani\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/12\/img_20170906_140117.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9v9SV-T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}