{"id":91,"date":"2020-09-30T23:51:46","date_gmt":"2020-09-30T21:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/?p=91"},"modified":"2021-02-20T18:56:25","modified_gmt":"2021-02-20T17:56:25","slug":"9-nuda-s-kolumbem-a-zabava-s-canarios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/9-nuda-s-kolumbem-a-zabava-s-canarios\/","title":{"rendered":"(9) Nuda s Kolumbem a z\u00e1bava s Canarios"},"content":{"rendered":"

A je to tu. Posledn\u00ed den na Gran Canarii. Na\u0161e dovolen\u00e1 je tedy v polovin\u011b. B\u011b\u017e\u00ed to rychleji, ne\u017e bychom si p\u0159\u00e1li, ale bohu\u017eel. Tak hur\u00e1 za dal\u0161\u00edmi z\u00e1\u017eitky.<\/p>\n

Z ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed v Telde jsme odjeli lehce po des\u00e1t\u00e9 hodin\u011b. V\u0161echno jsme naskl\u00e1dali do auta a vyrazili jsme sm\u011br Las Palmas. Tam jsme nechali auto na parkovi\u0161ti na okraji star\u00e9ho m\u011bsta – Veguety. Hned vedle parkovi\u0161t\u011b byla m\u011bstsk\u00e1 tr\u017enice s ovocem, zeleninou a rybami. Propl\u00e9tali jsme se uli\u010dkami a obdivovali v\u00fdb\u011br. Cht\u011bli jsme si koupit ban\u00e1ny, abychom zkusili, jestli jejich chu\u0165 bude jin\u00e1, kdy\u017e se p\u011bstuj\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo tady, a tedy se skl\u00edzej\u00ed zral\u00e9 (\u010di minim\u00e1ln\u011b zralej\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e kdy\u017e se vezou z Ekv\u00e1doru nebo odkud do \u010cR). Ale zklameme v\u00e1s, tedy vlastn\u011b pot\u011b\u0161\u00edme, lep\u0161\u00ed ban\u00e1n ne\u017e v \u010cR tady nese\u017eenete. Zato mango a f\u00edky ano :-).<\/p>\n

Ve zkratce vtipn\u00e1 historka. Stoj\u00edme ve front\u011b se dv\u011bma ban\u00e1ny v ruce. P\u0159ed n\u00e1mi mu\u017e se \u017eenou – Canarios. Usmysleli si, \u017ee n\u00e1m n\u011bjak pomohou. A tak n\u00e1m za\u010dali cosi vysv\u011btlovat. Vzali s\u00e1\u010dek, d\u00e1vali n\u00e1m do n\u011bj dal\u0161\u00ed ban\u00e1ny a p\u0159itom ukazovali st\u00e1le sm\u011brem k prodejci. Pak za\u010dal mu\u017e lovit z kapsy drobn\u00e9 a cosi \u0159\u00edkal. J\u00e1 jsem mu dokola opakoval „only English“. Nepomohlo nic. Jel jako kafemlejnek, prost\u011b na m\u011b mluvil plynn\u011b jako na souseda. Zkusil jsem to tedy tak\u00e9 \u0161pan\u011blsky. Jako Mat\u011bj Ruppert, kter\u00fd um\u00ed snad v\u0161echny sv\u011btov\u00e9 jazyky, ale domluv\u00ed se jen \u010desky (viz zde<\/strong><\/a>). Pak asi n\u00e1\u0161 „zachr\u00e1nce“ pochopil, \u017ee tohle nem\u00e1 cenu, a p\u0159estal s n\u00e1mi komunikovat. Ban\u00e1ny st\u00e1ly 20 cent\u016f.<\/p>\n

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Marcelka je\u0161t\u011b vymetla m\u00edstn\u00ed dobro\u010dinn\u00fd ble\u0161\u00e1k, koupili jsme mi nov\u00e9 plavky (ty z \u010cR v\u010dera definitivn\u011b doslou\u017eily) a nakoukli jsme do, cituji: „toho bo\u017e\u00edho obchodu Bimba y Lola“ (pr\u00fd butik se \u0161pan\u011blskou m\u00f3dou).<\/p>\n

Pak u\u017e n\u00e1s na\u0161e kroky zavedly do muzea Kry\u0161tofa Kolumba. No, tak co k n\u011bmu \u0159\u00edct? Jestli k t\u00e9to historick\u00e9 postav\u011b nechov\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00fd zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed obdiv atp., nav\u0161tivte n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho. Je to klasick\u00e9 muzeum (s v\u00fdjimkou zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch prvn\u00edch dvou m\u00edstnost\u00ed v\u011bnuj\u00edc\u00edch se tras\u00e1m objevitelsk\u00fdch cest Kolumba), kde je tolik ne zrovna zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch informac\u00ed, \u017ee se v nich ztrat\u00edte. Nav\u00edc se naprost\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161ina informac\u00ed a vystaven\u00fdch p\u0159edm\u011bt\u016f nevztahuje ke Kan\u00e1rsk\u00fdm ostrov\u016fm, p\u0159es kter\u00e9 Kolumbus na objevitelsk\u00e9 cesty m\u00ed\u0159il, ale k Americe, kde kon\u010dily. Na druhou stranu je zde audiopr\u016fvodce v angli\u010dtin\u011b, kter\u00e9ho si pust\u00edte p\u0159es QR k\u00f3dy na sv\u00e9m telefonu (tak\u017ee nezapomenout na data a vlastn\u00ed sluch\u00e1tka). Cena: 4 eura. Alternativou m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt El Museo Canario o p\u00e1r krok\u016f d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

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Na z\u00e1v\u011br nemohla chyb\u011bt zmrzlina a k\u00e1va s tradi\u010dn\u00edm m\u00edstn\u00edm dezertem polvito uruguayo – \u0161leha\u010dka, pusinky a karamel na rozdroben\u00fdch su\u0161enk\u00e1ch (zn\u00ed to nezaj\u00edmav\u011b, chutn\u00e1 to dob\u0159e). Pak u\u017e jsme nasedli do auta a trad\u00e1 sm\u011br leti\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Vr\u00e1tili jsme auto, odbavili si zavazadla a po n\u011bjak\u00e9 chv\u00edli nastoupili do letadla spole\u010dnosti Binter s c\u00edlem na leti\u0161ti Tenerife-jih. Tam jsme si pro zm\u011bnu auto p\u016fj\u010dili a se zast\u00e1vkou v Lidlu jsme jeli na nov\u00e9 ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed bl\u00edzko m\u011bsta Gu\u00eda de Isora. Hled\u00e1n\u00ed na\u0161\u00ed „chalupy“ bylo trochu dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed (tot\u00e1ln\u00ed tma, \u00fazk\u00e1 silni\u010dka bez jak\u00e9hokoli osv\u011btlen\u00ed, ne zrovna jasn\u00e9 instrukce, jak to naj\u00edt, a dvoj\u00ed zastaven\u00ed u \u0161patn\u00fdch vrat). Ale nakonec se zada\u0159ilo.<\/p>\n

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A je to tu. Posledn\u00ed den na Gran Canarii. Na\u0161e dovolen\u00e1 je tedy v polovin\u011b. B\u011b\u017e\u00ed to rychleji, ne\u017e bychom si p\u0159\u00e1li, ale bohu\u017eel. Tak hur\u00e1 za dal\u0161\u00edmi z\u00e1\u017eitky. Z ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed v Telde jsme odjeli lehce po des\u00e1t\u00e9 hodin\u011b. V\u0161echno jsme naskl\u00e1dali do auta a vyrazili jsme sm\u011br Las Palmas. Tam jsme nechali auto na… <\/p>\n

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