{"id":37,"date":"2020-09-26T19:38:22","date_gmt":"2020-09-26T17:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/?p=37"},"modified":"2020-09-26T19:55:49","modified_gmt":"2020-09-26T17:55:49","slug":"4-ja-jsem-ti-rikal-ze-ty-tance-nebudou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/4-ja-jsem-ti-rikal-ze-ty-tance-nebudou\/","title":{"rendered":"(4) J\u00e1 jsem ti \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee ty tance nebudou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Tom\u00edku, Tom\u00edku,&#8220; v tom pr\u016fvodci psali, \u017ee se ka\u017edou sobotu od 11 hodin na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed v Las Palmas kon\u00e1 tradi\u010dn\u00ed tancova\u010dka v kroj\u00edch,&#8220; \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Maku. &#8222;Hmm, ale je ti jasn\u00e9, \u017ee te\u010f tam \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 tancova\u010dka nebude, proto\u017ee se sna\u017e\u00ed, aby se setk\u00e1valo co nejm\u00e9n\u011b lid\u00ed?&#8220; odpov\u00edd\u00e1m j\u00e1. &#8222;To je blbost, psali, \u017ee je to ka\u017edou sobotu,&#8220; \u017eadon\u00ed d\u00e1l Maku. Tak tedy fajn. Te\u010f skok v \u010dase. Je sobota 10.45 a j\u00e1 na lidupr\u00e1zdn\u00e9m n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: &#8222;Poj\u010fme si zabrat n\u011bjak\u00e1 p\u011bkn\u00e1 m\u00edsta, a\u017e to za \u010dtvrt hodiny propukne&#8230;&#8220; \ud83d\ude00 Tak\u017ee asi tak.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-33\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>M\u00edsto slibovan\u00e9 tancova\u010dky jsme se \u0161li proj\u00edt na promen\u00e1du kolem pl\u00e1\u017ee Las Canteras, kter\u00e1 je dlouh\u00e1 cca 3 km. Na t\u00e9 bylo navzdory zamra\u010den\u00e9 obloze a v\u011btru p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b hodn\u011b lid\u00ed. Nemohli jsme samoz\u0159ejm\u011b vynechat zmrzlinu a n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu obch\u016fdk\u016f s n\u011bjak\u00fdmi t\u011bmi blbostmi, tedy vlastn\u011b d\u00e1rkov\u00fdmi a upom\u00ednkov\u00fdmi p\u0159edm\u011bty. T\u011bmi, na kter\u00e9 v Praze tak nad\u00e1v\u00e1me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-34\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_113752-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e se bl\u00ed\u017eil \u010das ob\u011bda, zam\u00ed\u0159ili jsme do restaurace Marakech (v pr\u016fvodci ozna\u010dovan\u00e1 jako Amira). Cht\u011bli jsme trochu zavzpom\u00ednat na cestu, kterou jsme absolvovali p\u0159ed \u010dty\u0159mi roky. Vybrali jsme si pom\u011brn\u011b rychle. P\u0159edkrm v podob\u011b hummusu, sal\u00e1tku, lilkov\u00e9 ka\u0161e a \u0161ak\u0161uky a hlavn\u00ed chod &#8211; kefta tajine a telec\u00ed tajine se su\u0161en\u00fdm ovocem. U\u017e po p\u0159edkrmu jsme byli tak n\u011bjak najeden\u00ed. Pak ale p\u0159inesli tu fantazii. Telec\u00ed tajine byl neskute\u010dn\u00fd, maso jako vata, skv\u011ble dochucen\u00fd, v kombinaci se sladk\u00fdm ovocem to bylo fam\u00f3zn\u00ed. K tomu rozpe\u010den\u00e1 housti\u010dka. Nesm\u011bl chyb\u011bt ani m\u00e1tov\u00fd \u010daj a na z\u00e1v\u011br je\u0161t\u011b sladk\u00e9. Bo\u017e\u00ed \u017eranice \ud83d\ude42 Vykompenzovali jsme si t\u00edm ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der. A obsluha taky na jedni\u010dku. Celkem tedy p\u0159es 40 eur, ale st\u00e1lo to za to.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_134716-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Po ob\u011bd\u011b jsme se je\u0161t\u011b vydali koupit m\u00edstn\u00ed typick\u00fd s\u00fdr. Jmenuje se kv\u011btinov\u00fd (\u0161pan\u011blsky queso de flor) a zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed je na n\u011bm to, \u017ee se do n\u011bj p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1 \u0161\u0165\u00e1va z bodl\u00e1ku. Mlad\u00edk za pultem n\u00e1s nejd\u0159\u00edve zklamal, kdy\u017e n\u00e1m \u0159ekl, \u017ee zrovna te\u010f nen\u00ed jeho doba, koupili jsme ale aspo\u0148 jakousi jeho &#8222;odleh\u010denou&#8220; formu, kde je \u0161\u0165\u00e1vy z bodl\u00e1ku m\u00e9n\u011b. Je\u0161t\u011b jsme ho neochutnali, al a\u017e na to dojde, ur\u010dit\u011b se pochlub\u00edme. Pr\u00fd jedin\u00e9 jeho sousto rozehraje v\u0161echny chu\u0165ov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_154835-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>P\u016fvodn\u011b jsme je\u0161t\u011b cht\u011bli nav\u0161t\u00edvit muzeum Kry\u0161tofa Kolumba, muzeum Kan\u00e1rsk\u00fdch ostrov\u016f (vztahuj\u00edc\u00ed se ke Guan\u010d\u016fm) a v\u016fbec starou \u010dtvr\u0165, to v\u0161e ov\u0161em bylo trochu z ruky, tak\u017ee jsme to nakonec nechali na pozd\u011bji. Je\u0161t\u011b se tedy do Las Palmas ur\u010dit\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00edme. A to u\u017e nebudeme tak vystra\u0161en\u00ed z parkovac\u00edch dom\u016f. 3 centy za minutu a n\u00e1jezdov\u00e1 rampa pod \u00fahlem tak\u0159ka 45\u00b0.<\/p>\n<p>Je\u0161t\u011b mal\u00fd post\u0159eh k no\u0161en\u00ed rou\u0161ek, kter\u00e9 je tu povinn\u00e9 asi s v\u00fdjimkou auta a dom\u00e1cnosti v\u0161ude. M\u00edstn\u00ed to opravdu dodr\u017euj\u00ed. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 takov\u00e9 to \u010desk\u00e9 no\u0161en\u00ed rou\u0161ek pod nosem. Snad jen na pl\u00e1\u017e\u00edch je to tak 50 na 50, by\u0165 i tam by se m\u011bly nosit v\u017edy, kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk jen nele\u017e\u00ed na m\u00edst\u011b nebo zrovna nejde do vody a z n\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Tom\u00edku, Tom\u00edku,&#8220; v tom pr\u016fvodci psali, \u017ee se ka\u017edou sobotu od 11 hodin na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed v Las Palmas kon\u00e1 tradi\u010dn\u00ed tancova\u010dka v kroj\u00edch,&#8220; \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Maku. &#8222;Hmm, ale je ti jasn\u00e9, \u017ee te\u010f tam \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 tancova\u010dka nebude, proto\u017ee se sna\u017e\u00ed, aby se setk\u00e1valo co nejm\u00e9n\u011b lid\u00ed?&#8220; odpov\u00edd\u00e1m j\u00e1. &#8222;To je blbost, psali, \u017ee je to ka\u017edou&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/4-ja-jsem-ti-rikal-ze-ty-tance-nebudou\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2020\/09\/IMG_20200926_105141-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/kanarske-ostrovy-2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}