{"id":34,"date":"2022-06-25T22:21:16","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T20:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/chorvatsko\/?p=34"},"modified":"2022-06-28T23:15:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-28T21:15:21","slug":"2-ja-rad-jatra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hurazazazitky.cz\/chorvatsko\/2-ja-rad-jatra\/","title":{"rendered":"(2) J\u00e1 r\u00e1d j\u00e1tra"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do Rijeky jsme dorazili v sobotu zhruba v souladu s odhadem (po zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00e9m odjezdu) kolem des\u00e1t\u00e9 dopoledne. Cesta byla nad o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed hladk\u00e1, provoz na d\u00e1lnici docela m\u00edrn\u00fd, nehody ani uzav\u00edrky \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9, na hranici bez kolony. Poprv\u00e9 jsme zastavili a\u017e po p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b \u010dty\u0159ech, mo\u017en\u00e1 a\u017e 4,5 hodiny j\u00edzdy, tedy kolem t\u0159et\u00ed, a j\u00e1 jsem jako spr\u00e1vn\u00fd frajer hl\u00e1sal, \u017ee se mi sp\u00e1t V\u016eBEC nechce… Za p\u016fl hodiny pot\u00e9, co jsme se zase rozjeli, jsme zastavovali znovu, proto\u017ee jsem c\u00edtil, \u017ee to nen\u00ed ono a m\u00e1m stra\u0161n\u011b t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 o\u010di. Kr\u00e1tk\u00fd sp\u00e1nek to napravil a my se u\u017e za sv\u011btla vydali d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

Rijeka byl \u0161ok. Je to jedn\u00edm slovem ghetto. Stavem z\u00e1stavby a t\u00edm, jak to na ulic\u00edch vypad\u00e1, se neboj\u00edm to podle na\u0161\u00ed zku\u0161enosti srovnat s Marokem. Zkr\u00e1tka neudr\u017eovan\u00e9 m\u011bsto z takov\u00e9 „trochu“ rozvojov\u00e9 zem\u011b, kde se na chodce (nedej bo\u017ee rodi\u010de s ko\u010d\u00e1rkem!) mysl\u00ed a\u017e na posledn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b, respektive se na n\u011b prost\u011b nemysl\u00ed v\u016fbec.<\/p>\n

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Rijeka je p\u0159\u00edstav, se v\u0161\u00edm v\u0161udy, zapom\u011b\u0148te na n\u011bjakou m\u011bstskou pl\u00e1\u017e. Je to p\u0159\u00edstav. Te\u010dka. Tak\u017ee jsme vyrazili do ulic, \u017ee zkoukneme ty jejich pam\u00e1tky. Zklameme v\u00e1s i tentokr\u00e1t. Krom\u011b p\u00e1r kostel\u016f a ikonick\u00e9 promen\u00e1dy zvan\u00e9 jednodu\u0161e Korzo to nen\u00ed m\u011bsto na turistick\u00e9 c\u00edle \u00fapln\u011b bohat\u00e9. Ano, kdesi za m\u011bstem je jak\u00fdsi hrad… Ale (ne)zn\u00e1te to: \u0159vouc\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00e9 nechce sp\u00e1t, proto\u017ee je k smrti ospal\u00e9, to v\u00e1m vezme i posledn\u00ed zbytky sil.<\/p>\n

A vy se to \u0159vouc\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b sna\u017e\u00edte uspat na ulici, kde na jednom m\u00edst\u011b \u0159ve na p\u016fl Korza koncert kohosi, kdo odm\u00edt\u00e1 potraty, a na druh\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b hul\u00e1k\u00e1 pro tu druhou p\u016flku Korza pr\u016fvod h\u00e1rekri\u0161\u0148\u00e1k\u016f slav\u00edc\u00edch festival Ratha j\u00e1tr\u00e1. Ano, vzali jsme si od nich tu sladkou kuli\u010dku, tak\u017ee sl\u00e1v\u00e1 Kri\u0161novi i v\u0161em jeho n\u00e1sledovn\u00edk\u016fm.<\/p>\n

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Ob\u011bd jsme sfoukli burgery. J\u00e1 s pl\u00e1tkem lan\u00fd\u017ee! Mo\u017en\u00e1 jednoho z t\u011bch, kter\u00e9 se na Istrii nach\u00e1zej\u00ed v okol\u00ed vesni\u010dky Motovun. Ale nev\u00edm, jestli je to tak \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1 delikatesa. Na sv\u00e9 si p\u0159i\u0161la v ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b tak\u00e9 Toni\u010dka (podrobnosti m\u00e1m ale zak\u00e1z\u00e1no sd\u011blovat).<\/p>\n

Pak jsme usoudili, \u017ee je nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das se ubytovat, proto\u017ee by bylo fajn vy\u017ed\u00edmat oble\u010den\u00ed a p\u0159evl\u00e9ct se do such\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n

A co s na\u010dat\u00fdm dnem? Zkus\u00edme pl\u00e1\u017e, \u0159ekli jsme si. To, jak u\u017e bylo \u0159e\u010deno, obn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed nasednout do auta a vyjet za m\u011bsto. Tam zaparkovat… A v tu chv\u00edli zjist\u00edte, \u017ee jste v\u00e1\u017en\u011b ale \u00fapln\u011b marn\u00ed. Parkovi\u0161t\u011b je placen\u00e9. OK, nevad\u00ed. Bu\u010f p\u0159es aplikaci. Bohu\u017eel, tu moje sta\u0159i\u010dk\u00e9 Lenovo nevezme a Marcel\u010din mobil je na smrt vybit\u00fd. Nebo pomoc\u00ed SMS. Jasn\u011b, ale to jde jen z chorvatsk\u00e9ho telefonn\u00edho \u010d\u00edsla. Nebo v automatu. No jasn\u011b, v automatu. Aha, jen\u017ee ten bere jen mince. A ty vy nem\u00e1te. Tak\u017ee padne p\u00e1r t\u011bch sprost\u00fdch slov, n\u011bco o zaostal\u00e9 zemi (aplikace pro mobil se te\u010f nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1) a pak n\u00e1sleduje cesta pro zmrzlinu se stovkou v ruce. Tam v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b vezmete vr\u00e1cen\u00e9 pen\u00edze… A ten pocit v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed je tak opojn\u00fd, \u017ee si v\u016fbec, ale v\u016fbec neuv\u011bdom\u00edte, \u017ee v\u00e1m – sakraaaa! – vr\u00e1tili zase v bankovk\u00e1ch. V\u00fdsledn\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed si nech\u00e1me pro sebe, bez n\u011bj by to nebylo tak vtipn\u00e9 – nebo k pl\u00e1\u010di, jak chcete.<\/p>\n

Pl\u00e1\u017e je chorvatsk\u00e1. P\u0159elo\u017eeno: moc to bol\u00ed do noh a nen\u00ed si kam lehnout. Dobrodo\u0161li!<\/p>\n

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Do Rijeky jsme dorazili v sobotu zhruba v souladu s odhadem (po zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00e9m odjezdu) kolem des\u00e1t\u00e9 dopoledne. Cesta byla nad o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed hladk\u00e1, provoz na d\u00e1lnici docela m\u00edrn\u00fd, nehody ani uzav\u00edrky \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9, na hranici bez kolony. Poprv\u00e9 jsme zastavili a\u017e po p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b \u010dty\u0159ech, mo\u017en\u00e1 a\u017e 4,5 hodiny j\u00edzdy, tedy kolem t\u0159et\u00ed, a j\u00e1 jsem jako spr\u00e1vn\u00fd… <\/p>\n

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